No no no! Its "A Pimp NAMED Slickback!" Its like A Tribe Called Quest!

You know what that is? His new fuckin' haircut. You know what that means?

Eric Walker said that like, 15 years ago.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: DO THEY BOTH USE THE SAME TOOTHPASTE???

@Gourmet Spud: /////but it comes with a free Frogurt!

Uh, really don't need the ? Whimsy? part.

I always wondered who was going to play Gary Busey in the inevitable move about his life.

Fuck Colorado. For at least the next few games, anyway.

@Gary Norris: So shouldn't that make this story EXTRA awesome, since some would-be gay-bashers got their asses kicked?

Boy, I'd like to put her in my half-guard, knowwhumsayin'??

Frog then claimed gerbil tailwhipped him.

Also, you've got to be pretty fucking full of yourself to claim all "analysis" for your own term, which would be more accurately called "hyper-statistical analysis." You think "old time baseball men" aren't analyzing situations, just because they don't have a specific stat to express their beliefs?

I'm still upset that they killed you in that elevator. You were just an accountant.

How much fun do you think Rush has trying to come up with the most ridiculous shit to say, then watching everyone around him freak the fuck out about it?

Jesus, did you read the article?

Jesus Christ. The video player on that page is showing an ad for "Cougar Town."

Jesus Christ. The video player on that page is showing an ad for "Cougar Town."

@ArkansasFred: Or because the sample size is too small to prove specific long-running statistical trends. Dammit; stupid reality getting in the way of my numbers!

@ArkansasFred: In that case you won't mind when I tell you that roland_t_flakizer just did.

Perhaps you recognized my name; more likely, though, you didn't.