@JohnnyDakotaStateU: Nice.

@Weed Against Speed: BILLY MAYS AGREES.

And then he stopped to pick up a puppy that had wandered onto the field and returned it to its rightful owner, a 6 year old boy with his two front baby teeth gone. Also, he had entered into a charity that gave $500,000 to an orphan every time he threw at Champ Bailey.

This guy couldn't even handle the Cleveland nightlife scene.

Seth Fleischauer?

City of Brothe—bbbpluuuuuurrrrrgggggggg... oh god... I need a towel...

"Old news. I fucked both of them three years ago."

Well, Pareene went 1-3. Not bad.

I said group hug.

Breast issue ever!

@AC_Greens_Virginity: Yeah, the blogosphere's Michael David Barrett coverage is getting way out of hand. Something bad could happen soon.

All that's missing is the 6 in the middle.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: The Fame speaks to me. It does.

@UkraineNotWeak: Why would that matter? This is a SPORTS blog.

"Learned that one layst naght. Had to pay double but iyt was wurrth iyt."

"What, the one where he snorts coke off that stripper's ass? Who hasn't?"

What was weird was that it was Rick Knapp that answered the call.

I can sum up the advice every aspiring blog needs to hear right here:

Geez, Torgo's Executive Powder. Gotta get out to the gym some more, buddy.

They're pretty much the same miserable fucks they've always been, and you have to salute them for that.