But at least Jake Delhomme is still kickin' like my Maw's andouille crawdad gumbo!

@ClintonPortishead: [encyclopediadramatica.com]

@ClintonPortishead: You can start by clicking mine (the empty one). It starts the process to give it back. Possibly, not sure exactly.

@The Orange Naranja: This is good shit right here.

@This is my Star: NOPE! Crisis averted.

I like to support small business,

So, its the fact that he's rich that bothered the bartender. Not the fact that he killed a guy.

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: No, no, its a typical Shakey comment. Its talking about a dinosaur.

In other news, Dash is having a good weekend... so far...

@AuthenticDEEE: Maybe I should stick to "Erin Andrews filmed herself to further her career" jokes. Those are always appropriate. Good job!

There were a lot of good young guys in that locker room who really want to do whatever

@Steve U: Not really. But only a very small somewhat.

@Trot Nixons Hat: PHASE TWO!

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I liked most of FJM and I thought Choire was awesome, but they talked to the readers (READERS not commenters). Today's posts (and the last weekend they did this) its obvious they are talking to each other and in some kind of private competition, written out loud to us. The last Pareene/Moe (or…

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Well, there's your answer to "do folks think he's serious"...

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Apparently some do, but the more important question is, um, do folks think this is funny?

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: True. I take back anything I ever said about him.

Oh shit, just read the tag. This means an equally moronic "counterpoint" is coming. Wonderful.

I thought he was from Hawaii anyway.