@juliusseizure: Right, as if Steve Levy isn't jacking off to that video as we speak.

Michael David Barrett

@cromartie: Would you be asking these questions if we had won? Wouldn't you then be leaving comments like "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!"?

To be fair, Obama's "ace in the hole" was introducing this guy to Rogge:

And the Kingmaker launches another career.

@Shank-em-in-the-Shower: Oooh, sorry, we were looking for "It's Springy, the Springfield Spring!".

...Let's see, Bible verse, Bible verse, Chicken Soup, "The Soup," Bible verse, here we go, [www.firehotquotes.com]

Well duh. The obvious choice was Pittsburgh.

@Chamomiles Davis: Aw. Dammit.

@Chamomiles Davis: Its an obnoxious joke wrapped up in a legitimate concern.

Please turn on ESPN and listen to Jay Mariotti. Right now. PLEASE record this for future generations...

@FlakJack: "Where'd the ref go?"

@Hatey McLife: +1

New Mexico-Airforce, old Mexico-Army.

I hope its not Madrid. That's just a trainwreck waiting to happen.

@Stymie99: I'm getting the sense... that you think they're... diaphragms?

@Return of DaOtter: People just don't have abashed fun like they used to.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: Liberry, bro. Liberry.

Will you please talk to AJ about guest-editing someday? We've had crack addicts, gays who don't know sports, gays who know SEC sports, shitty sitcom writers, and the voice of the weasel from "Ice Age 2" or someshit.