@UpstateUnderdog: What an otter disaster!

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Why do you even have a real job?

I wouldn't call Jeff Kent "muscular."

"Sonofabitch."

And Leon (Powe) is getting laaaaaaarger.

@UkraineNotWeak: And some grapes. Bitches.

You won't find any of our lemurs busted for smoking pot.

Don't be so upset; Purple Moses will throw 2 picks this week, and all will be right with the world.

All that "Lean On Me" and they can't even get this poor kid a spotter.

@SponsoredbyV8: Someone already took that footage.

GadZooks!

@Rock, Flag and Eagle: Oops! There goes gravity.

Great, now they have to invade Chechnya. Aaaaaagain.

@Matt Sussman: Separation of Kraft and Church

Someone else had a big win this weekend. Go on, say it. Say it!

@MattinglysSideburns: Do I dare to eat a peach?

@SavetoFavorites: Yes I'm colorblind, and yes that is the truth, sir. I'm still a fan of those Eagles retros that they wore against the Lions, but these Seahawk things are terrible. Such an ugly shade of yellow.

@twoeightnine: Nice.

Ooooooh boy, Deleted Scenes is gonna be GREAT this week!

@Beer-Fart: Imagine that, one of the greatest players in college football today getting injured, and a news channel reporting on it. How odd! After all, they completely ignored Sam Bradford's injury!