Ha! Beaver.

@BruschisBrewsky: Yeah, definitely just Barry that's about this. No one else. Noooo sirree.

I swear to God, I'm fuckin' takin' this ball and shovin' it in your fuckin' throat… I swear to God. Fuckin round-eye.

What a boob.

Even their cheerleading squad is facing allegations; apparently, they did not bring it.

I don't think it was the rehab that mellowed him out.

@Shakey: Are you fucking banned or not? What is this.

@EminentSmithDomain: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

Yeah, if there's one thing we need to worry about in the future, its ESPN over-covering the Patriots.

@Armen Tamzarian: Its around here somewhere, lying discarded in a pile next to Bruce Pearl's speechwriter and Yostal's severed head.

You don't need to be set up to comment, just type your piece into the "Comment Instantly" box. Then people can read it.

He violated the league's exclusivity rights with Freddy Kreuger.

He's there for an alternative viewpoint. Its hard to find people not named Ditka who can articulately speak for the "old school" style of play, because most of them have severe head trauma or a pending domestic abuse trial.

I've been warning people about that damn monastery outside of Blaine for years.

I remember the one night that I got really drunk, found myself staring at a Heinz ketchup bottle, and started performing PEMDAS to all the numbers on it until I proved that John Kerry was a Communist. Unfortunately this was before I had unlimited texting and was able to record my accomplishment in a more manageable…

I was working on a flat tax proposal, and I accidentally proved there's no God.

@HockeyMountain: You should see what the turbines at Chase Field have done to cut down on power costs to the entire state.

@THE MENTALIST!: THE MENTALIST! Up All Night?

I can't stand those jokers from Madison High.

@SavetoFavorites: 22 random scrubs?