chronically upbeat Sanchez

Dude, its the guy from "Blitz!"

@Pesti-Esti: Lol. Am I that bad? I apologize, dearest Comment_Ninja.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Yeah. Probably for the best.

@BruschisBrewsky: I think we're making Sean out to be much more insidious than he really is, thinking that he's made this a publicity stunt. Right or wrong, I think he's a guy who really feels that he has been utterly wronged by teh internets, and in a setting where "Let's meet, fight, get it over with and buy each…

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is great news. There's a public library in Bucks County and a roomful of (ALLEGEDLY) "traumatized" children that, apparently, owe me money for ruining my reputation.

@pistols at jawn: Need to write hundreds of emails to a mustachioed blogger? There's an app for that.

@Barry Lutz: See, two Deadspin commenters think the same thing. Two! That means 20 billion other people agree.

Doesn't this just make this story ten times more awesome? Isn't there like a 10 year waiting list for Packers tickets? And Ocho scored three... for a stunt???

@ArkansasFred: As the amphibious warrior slowly hopped across the not-so-frozen tundra, entrapped by its corrugated keep, it seemed to sense the enormity of the moment. Perhaps, thou devourer of diptera, you are not so dimwitted after all, deceiving thy masters with slow, stubborn movements, until taking hold,…

I'm having similar reactions to the movie version of Where the Wild Things Are.

So, do I get a job, or stay unemployed so my ballclub can keep winning?

This is not what Chi McBride had in mind for you, Sean. Not at all.

Truly a sad day for Americans. We're letting Italians into our museums.

How the hell are they supposed to know?? Its Gambler's Anonymous.

@BuddyGuyMontag: REAL LIGHTENING

Obviously, after drinking all that blood, Ngetich left the team, but he has since found a home with Team Jacob.

@ArkansasFred: "Lick my Golden Taint"

Can someone tell me if that really was AJ I saw on the NFL Network's "Top 10" program?

@ScientificMapp: Nice. That one took me a while. At any rate, I'm hoping people have learned not to respond. Or we can just keep this going forever and ever and ever and