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@Stev D: PatrickFitz1: We are currently investigating claims that Larry did not receive the ball enough.

Put in Lineart!

Even people with really good seats had a pretty lousy view.

I didn't realize Ernie Accorsi had been scouting Antonio Pierce for that long.

I don't think I'll be able to understand this, unless Will Carroll makes it into a stat.

@Hatey McLife: Where only the young Asian girl you've tied up can see it, right?

Five: ...And then he started crying.

Are they going to change it to a sectagon just to make him more comfortable?

What do you think he said to that one player?

Tampax has to be so mad at this missed opportunity right now.

@lukeoneil47: I said "I think." I really don't know how this ish works. I mean, that's how you get a star, right? So I would assume that's how you lose it. But who knows.

@lukeoneil47: Actually I think you can lose it if enough starred muthafuckahs click on your star to de-star you.

@BruschisBrewsky: Oh yes. It's like flying in first-class, but learning for the first time about the people who fly in worst-class at the same time.

But it doesn't matter who your QB is when the other team has Drew Brees