in advance of his bout with Juan Manuel Marquez in Vegas.

@Steve U: I feel like there's a limit to how much we can appreciate things that attempt to be the opposite of what DS usually is, and there's only so much you can appreciate the humor of someone so purposely and so far below the standard.

I vote we all DO NOT promote the below comment we're all thinking about promoting. That's just me, though.

Also, I only became aware of the internetz after FJM's demise. So this was amazing for me to read today. Good job.

For anyone who isn't already following Shawn "The Big Kid" Andrews on Twitter, do yourself a favor and do it. Right now, he's quoting Depeche Mode and creating minor philosophical questions out of the McDonald's "Singing Filet of Fish" commercial.

@SavetoFavorites: "Ali" hands?

@SavetoFavorites: You don't "flutter" jazz hands. "Jazz hands" means they stay still.

I remember when ESPN The Magazine used to print an actually worthwhile feature called NEXT. "Who's going to be the NEXT big thing??" and so on. It used to be profiles of high schoolers, amateurs, even little kids; kind of like SI's "Faces in the Crowd" but once a year and more in-depth. Even if it wasn't accurate, it…

I'ma let you finish, but Kissing Suzy Kolber had one of the best blog posts of all time.

like that guy that time on The Apprentice who gave up his immunity because he was so confident he would prevail in the boardroom and then got fired for being stupid enough to give up his immunity

Perhaps he should have used some more statistics to properly prove his point that statistics are getting in the way of enjoying sports.

Why does FJM mean more to me than church or school??

Oh come on. Like none of you have ever said something along the same lines to the bitch who fucked up your order, AGAIN, at Peking Wok.

@AC_Greens_Virginity: Wasn't that Sodom, actually?

Yeah but what does Kige say about this?

Brandon Laing

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Eh, I'll probably be banned soon. Oh well. I like some of his articles. But like... shit. Shirley's entitled to his opinions. And he at least makes good points.

@Mr. Praline: But, that would mean that Tommy Craggs quickly glossed over a multi-faceted issue with an overly quick and derisive summary that ignored some key points of the original article! I mean, when has that ever happened?

He's great. When they put him and Glazer together on the NFL Network during the Super Bowl last year, it made for some really good television.