@Steve U: No, he was pissed when she suggested "Edward Fortyhands."

Hm... her leg, eh?

@Torgo's Executive Powder: I thought he had some funny posts, but no one is for everyone.

Nobody puts Suzy in the corner.

Imagine that, it was Suzy who wouldn't take "no" for an answer.

Poor Joseph Bress must be so upset. He spends $250 dollars on a customized jersey that he thinks will be so cool because its almost the same name, but now everyone just thinks he cna't splel.

@The Cajun Boy: No one else believes me! Carmella's a front!

I hope that little prick doesn't expect to be starting. In Kolb We Trust.

You know what, I'm not going to make fun. That actually was kinda funny.

He gives the same advice about women as he gives about car-buying and pretty much everything else.

Okay, so I am a homosexual liberal elitist who went to Harvard

If only Ryan Leaf was so literate.

The Fairly Oddparents! Its amazing!

@Saved By Zero: +1

@MopUpReliever: There's no award for Nicest-Smelling Linebacker On IR. And even if there was, everyone knows Stewart Bradley is a certified panty-dropper.

@Hatey McLife: And "Illinois sweet corn" is a euphemism for...?

@Karlifornia: Oh no! Keyboard Cat can't be dead!

Goodell is already trying to figure out a new rule that would protect the wrists of NFL players in the future.

@Rhymenocerous: Nope!

@thetaxman: -So, that would have been the November 12th, 1984 game, eventually won by the Seahawks, 17-14. Collinsworth would have been 25.