Off-topic, but: GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS, BITCHES!

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They should have made the full transition to The Valley 3 seasons ago, and while they did try with casting Dayna, Brett, and Max to join the show, they never really fully committed. Forcing one new cast member to have an artificial relationship with an existing cast is one thing, but forcing 3 new cast members, plus…

Tons of adapted works barely resemble their original text. Adaptation adds gun fights, car chases, drug smuggling and forbidden romance to a story about orchid enthusiasts, the author literally inserts himself as the protagonist, and it’s one of the best screenplays ever. Blade Runner has superficial resemblance to Do…

“I believe that all people are the same outside external stimuli.”

hey i understood that reference!

separating people out and generalizing their behavior and attitudes on the basis of the color of their skin is racism, by definition. Crack a book much? Don’t seem like ya do!

“demonizing cis white males” lol what a doof

“why the hell are you focusing this conversation on black people?” is a question that truly answers itself.

Yeah the show’s writers invented the scenes between Arya and Tywin, for example, right? Those were great (sincerely).

THANK YOU! One of my guiding stars in commenting on the Internet is:

“Dorne sucks in the books too.”

Books 4 and 5 are fucking slogs. Tyrion wanders in circles. The Martell plan is a joke. Dany is moving in quicksand. No character we care for is even close to interacting with another one we care for.

Yeah same. Ten years ago I was like “damn, let the guy breathe a little” but now it’s been 14 years since the last novel. This remainder of the series is just vaporware at this point.

I got a Lord and Miller notification for this??

I *knew* you were a Dreyfusard.  

The budget issues may have been real, but he’s the only one who comes across negatively in the interviews. It’s not just the complaining, his tone is scolding and sanctimonious. Weird, because he plays Hooper as an easy-going, very likeable guy in the movie. Switch to real life, though, the mask comes off and you see…

Amusingly Twitter was dunking on him this week, well that’s some timing.

Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey: A Knives Out Mystery

The fight choreography was hilariously awful. It was one of the single worst aspects of a generally terrible trilogy. The fighting in the originals had weight and was grounded in realism. The fights in the prequels were asinine, weightless, utterly pointless, laughably terrible gymnastics sessions with zero sense of…

A wizard did it

Max is in Fury Road and very much not dead. Tom Hardy played him.  I’m pretty sure that they blew up continuity and Fury Road was just a reboot-ish thing.