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To be fair, that speech was racist, sexist and incompetent.

“He was so mad at the speech that he threatened not to return to Washington.”

I hope that pep talk was along the lines of “Don’t worry. We’re gonna Article 25 that motherfucker before too long.”

Somewhere Larry Bird is laughing his ass off.

Well... it is Philly, soooo...

At least Fultz won’t be leading his team to 0-82 in whichever they’re playing in.

“Ugh, it stinks out here. Do you have any idea how expensive it’s going to be to clean all this mess off the street? It doesn’t even rain here, gonna have to do it all the hard way. It’s like Bowling Green all over again.”

We call the cheap toilet paper “The John Wayne Brand”

He shoots like someone who never played basketball imagines how jumpers are made.

“It’s real easy, just flip it up there, no problem! These bl...asketball players don’t appreciate the privilege of making millions!”

Just wait until tomorrow when he dangles blood bags in front of Vegas victims and keeps yankin’ em away at the last second like a cat toy!

Man, even the rolls of paper towels he shot into the audience were cheap, genaric junk. He couldn’t even be bothered to spring for some of that good ass Brawny shit.

As a mid 40s person I’m obviously not in the MTV demographic. However, I would think going back to music might put them back in the pop culture spotlight. Since videos are readily accessible maybe going to live performances or bringing back an MTV news type show would be a good start. Maybe they’re doing just fine

As a new 40-year old, the last time I specifically remember them playing videos in some not-weird time slot (like Senor Moby’s House of Music at like midnight on a Sunday) was after 9/11 when everyone preempted regular programming and they needed to fill air time.

Reality TV. That’s how.

As a young person in the 80's there was nothing more exciting than watching MTV as cable became more available in households. Now I’m not sure what their subscriber fee is or how they keep their services afloat.

They should have just set the money that it cost to produce this on fire.