Really the only complaint as a fan I have is nothing will ever top beating the 18-0 Patriots. Like, no other fan base will ever achieve that level of euphoria that Giants fans had.

I don’t know about a parade... But we can cut him some slack. (Not much though—the Kap response... Jesus.)

As a Giants fan I totally agree with you. Most teams can find truly awful ways to lose games, but the Giants have also found ways to win against all expectations. I wouldn’t trade them for any other team. But this is a “why your team sucks” article and I can’t disagree with the Josh Brown / Mara takes. I just hope…

Yeah, that’s me too. I also root for Rutgers Football, so the Giants relative normalcy is all I have.

This is one of my favorite gifs of all time. It capture’s Shockey’s swagger and unflinching stupidity all in 4 seconds.

That’s it. I’m dead.

TIL that they’re related to him.

I say this every year, but after rooting for the tragicomedy that is the Mets and the trash fire that is the Knicks, I welcome the beige that is the Giants. The Giants never have the extended stretches of dominance that piss off other teams and tend to avoid the long stretches of futility that make other fans pity…

Shockey is what I imagine a love child between Gronk and Kid Rock would be

Change “Eli Manning fraudulent autograph scandal” to “RGIII fraudulent autograph scandal” and that thing would have a lot more legs -

Counterpoint: This is an owner who campaigned to screw over Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder.

I’ve seen them naked. I’ll take it.

They haven’t had a tight end catch a pass since Mark Bavaro

More attractive than 98% of the women either of us have met in our lifetimes. But yeah, maybe not supermodels.

Change “Eli Manning fraudulent autograph scandal” to “RGIII fraudulent autograph scandal” and that thing would have a lot more legs - both in the media and in the league office.

I don’t they need to be. They (Kate especially) are perfect “take home to mom cute.”

You know what this article did. It reminded me of how awful our fans are sometimes. In my 40 years I have been lucky enough to see 5 Super Bowls, where we won 4 of them (3 of which we were decided underdogs).

the Mara girls aren’t even all that hot tbh