Shameful! Lochte and company just need to pee six inches over and they would have been pissing IN the bathroom.

Urine undeniably heated waters

Engineering college? I was there off and on from 2004 to 2012.

Preach!

God of Dicks!

Texans will take him. *Dies a slow painful death as a Texans fan & UH undergrad when Briles coached UH*

Briles is just following the blonde-hair blue-eyed fair-skin 8 lbs 6 oz baby Jesus’ Law of Male Privilege for men of white european ancestry.

Did you meet my HS varsity football head coach? He expressed the same callousness about cheerleaders being the vent valves for the football squad.

Dat gape doe

Katy Tur’s experience from the Trump crowd makes me want to vomit.

That finish was amazing. Add 10 to 20 meters and Felix would have won. Felix’s stride was longer than Miller’s stride in the last 50 meters. Congratulations to all contenders for making the finals. Miller, Felix and Jackson deserve their accolades.

Seeing ZMF graphic makes me cringe for the Texans. Will the Texans become the Lions of the AFC? We wasted away Andre Johnson’s talents and I believe that we’re doing the same to JJ Watt. 50 years of only two playoff wins would force me away from Houston into Austin territory.

Seriously doe, dat mic drop by Zodia Motherfucker.

That was a marvelous play to watch.

The GD Bucc’s have a Super Bowl win!

Dammit this deserves more stars. I'm crying wasabi tears over here.

$570 for Raiders jerseys?!? Damn Carlos broke my financial heart.

This needs out of the greys.

Go Buffalo or Go Steelers?

So, will the Chinese official that approved of this flag be executed upon returning to China or lost like airplane luggage? Maybe China will send the official home on Malaysia Air.