Ho goddamn you need more stars!

Star and admiration for using Houston in your article. +1000

Great article Drew. May all the accolades of Gawker reach you.

Under appreciated COTD! +1 [frightend] Wrestling Youth

Dammit, The Feels! It burns! It Burns!

Gum dammit, you made my day. +1 you magnificent person you.

This needs more flaming stars!

Couldn’t read through all that hate, sexual phobia, and political trashing. I wonder if they feel better about themselves for being valiant misguided internet warriors? Bless their souls w/ room temperature butter.

COTD!!! Take your star.

gwah? You take that back!

Take my star you shade throwing animal. +1

Houston Rockets fan here, cry-laughing because it’s true.

Agreed. Poop, makes your post not fully serious. Well excremented.

Best GD analogy of our GOP Congress. My eyes are tearing up from laughter & sympathy.

Can we please please please send Owen Labrie & Ethan Couch on a tour to North Korea? Maybe Dennis Rodman will escort the lucky lads to DPRK since he already has street cred w/ baby Kim.

My 4 year old son tortured me w/ “It’s a Small World” four times. We do have great pics of him & his cousin w/ Micky Mouse, Chip & Dale, Donald Duck, Snow White, & Tinker Bell.

You’re not the Adequate Man commenter we deserve, but you’re the commenter we need. Thanks for being an Internet Hero.

Good gwad man, this has me rolling. +1 CSA

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Adults who marry &/or honey moon at Disney are the cream of the crop of those real weirdos.