HGH from Manning’s supplier might help.

+1 Pick-Six

I need to blow up Brady’s panic face. Get Brady’s autograph on panic face picture. Then I will mount the picture in my football room.

Nice feel good story. Thank you Barry.

I need this human carrying trunk, for reasons.

+1 for snorting Oreo crumbs.

Need to get myself some new UH gear. Go Coogs!

I hate the voices of the urban are out weighed by the rule by gerrymandering in Texas.

There is a Gloria Glory Hole in there.

+1 Burned Matt Schaub #8 Texans Jersey

+1 Demoralized Brown Fan

“Football people” versus the Haslam’s ad hoc “Pharmacy people?”

How the hell did Johnny keep his shit together at TAMU?

The animistic look of fierce intensity & lack of Clearasil.

Knoxville > Cleveland

This was for flinging popcorn into each others’ mouths. Derp

Wait wait wait, Are you showing me that Tom Cruise is taller than Dan Snyder? I get it Dan, I get it. You’re still an ass for holding on to the Redskins’ name, but I can see why you’re compensating.

Best picture of a Texans quarterback by far. Great find Patrick.

What sucks is how widely accepted this right wing terrorism is accepted in the USA. What will happen when an open carry 2nd Amend shows up at PP to protest?

Sadly, but not regrettably, I spend my Thursday morning at work hitting refresh on Deadspin’s website until Jamboroo appears.