Know a guy who knows a guy ...

Which is why OJ has one mounted above his fireplace ...

I would’ve fired and arrested immediately after Becky uttered her last words.

Spartan? oh, yeah, Michigan State U, where y’all rape anything that moves. Back in your cave, cunt.

Damn, I thought we invented the Life tornado ....

Sunshine ... Mooonlight ... Good times, Boogie

This needs to be at the top ...

Stop using our blogs, pizda.

Barrison?

His sister works for me, or close cousin ... but we need the cannon fodder so that your dining experience will be affordable.

My point, bro(?), is that a lot of gig economy private contractors (maybe not you, but alot of ‘em) are crying about not making that $1200/week that Uber promised them, which Blind Freddy could see was very wishful thinking/damn good advertising by Uber. Now, I don’t use Uber and intend to never do so because I know…

All good, don’t blow a gasket (that’ll fuck over your $.58/mile) ...

very weak to weak ...

rim shot

You just described every prep cook, except for the trust fund Becky whose dad is gonna buy her a cafe after she’s been 18 months a slave.

I’ve lived here for a decade now. I understand their humour, I understand their slang, I understand their love/hate for everything USA, but I still don’t understand them at all.

But what we know Bill don’t hate is a dead Jeff Epstein. This we know.

Easier? Always the most profitable way ... smdh

Born that way he was.

Where you live? The millennial prep cooks working for me can barely afford to walk home to their 3 bedroom apt that has 9 occupants.