Then, when you get to replay this video game called ‘Life’, you’ll pay attention in school and try to better yourself. Nah, no you won’t, you’ll just keep whining about ‘the south rising again’

Are you trying to say, that talent always gets paid first? What a novel concept in Trumpian Murica?

Saving receipts is so fucking hard? This almost 2020, be an adult and use a card for your business shit, doofus soon to be broke - again.

In the Old West, they’d just shoot this mothafukka

true, though ...

Canadians have a history of taking one for the team ...see Dieppe

Secretly, I bet ... wink wink

Him too!

At least this time at PSU, the interference with young men occurred after their 18th birthdays. They’re getting better.

Damn, I thought it was the cool Joe Walsh ...life’s been good to me so far.

Funny how a lot of y’all are horrified that a human with a vagina and white skin and a privileged upbringing could be such a monster ... all monster aren’t big black men from the ghetto, Becky, some of the monsters are you.

Heil to the Redskins!

Hey, Dom, I just wanted to ask you how long did it take for you to realize that water is wet at human body temperature?

If Irsay wasn’t an Irsay, he could redeeem himself. Starting QB, Kaep ...

Vagina? oops, I thought this was the “Is placenta vegetarian?” article ...

+1 for self awareness

Johnny U would never set foot in Indy ... nice try

Um, that pictures looks like even the hostage in the trunk got killed

Betcha another $50 million that Dakich wouldn’t say it to Luck in person, the little Bobby Knight wannabe dick smoker

Good for you. Travel the world while you can still remember which country you’re in.