because she wishes someone would grab her by the pussy these days

OK, he’s done lost his muvvafukkin mind. Jill, come and drag your boy home and put him in front of the TV. Hire some 24 hour help, and you go out and live your life.

Another coon we can add to the list.

He’s trollin’ Newton, that is all.

Unless someone pounded a stake marinated in garlic juice in the noonday sun of the Sahara, I’m not gonna celebrate yet

Fuck, man. I live in Australia and now am gonna hafta listen to shit all week at work. Or chuck a sickie and hide.

Keepin’ it real, Sparty ... real rapey ... ps: Tom Izzo, you are truly a sack of shit and will rot in hell with the rest of the ‘adults’ in East Lansing

Butt happy.

Only on Tuesdays

you mean since she was a teenager ... she hasn’t aged all that well, but hey, white, right?

Hey, she’s even with Lottie Dod

Just ask him to sign a waiver and (Blazing Saddles mode) if the nigga dies, the nigga dies.

Big Bawler Brown

to the niggas who got Biggie and ‘pac … get off yo’ lazy asses and resume bizness ... 

Does every player have to play 4 innings too?

“now, Ezekial, mah boh, I made them charges go away, so, son, as we say in Frisco, you owe me … about 2 million per year over 4 years.” - Jerrah

Fuckin’ clickbait ... I wanted to see a picture swallowed in one bite Big Mac

preach ... and don’t ever stop

How about, wait, wait for it ... just leave the sport. Deem it a ‘white boy’ sport and have lil’ ninjas start playing lacrosse.

Kingsbury will be a one and done ...