What is this, a pro tip?!

No dude. I’m just making a random joke. Are you new to the Internet? Here is a helpful link: https://www.internetsociety.org/internet/history-internet/brief-history-internet/

I’ve read through that story a couple of times and it keeps confusing me more and more.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

Why yes, I am “still holding on to” the phone I’ve had for...a year and a half.

I was hoping someone would mention the green Tabasco. For me, it has the best flavor of the bunch - it just isn’t very hot.

The glory of the world is that there are thousands of hot sauces to cater to every taste on the planet. I’m not a fan of normal Tabasco, but millions love it - more power to them!

Tabasco isn’t great “hot sauce” if you’re looking for that classic taste, but it is good Tabasco Sauce if that makes sense. Sometimes that’s the flavor I want. And green Tabasco is awesome to punch up chicken.

Starred for usage of “cromulent”. It really embiggened your post.

My favorite is actually a different Louisiana sauce called Bat’s Brew. Frank’s is surprisingly good, as is Tapatio. Texas Pete is perfectly cromulent but not in my Top 5.

Username checks out.

If only they could figure out how to sell brown, manual wagons with AWD or RWD for <$2500 a piece, they’d make a fortune.

No more Fusion, Focus, Fiesta...the root of the problem is that Ford is simply running out of Fs to give.

The infield fly rule only comes into effect when there are runners on first AND second [Edit: and fewer than two outs]. Which means there are two runners caught in the “do I run and get doubled off, or do I stay and get forced out” trap. The batter is not in that trap since he can only get forced out.

I agree you can’t really call it an ER. It needs a sui generis statistic, to emphasize the shame of it:

(D) - Disgraces self by being unable to carry out basic actions [such as dropping an ordinary ball while standing there and then being absolutely dumbfounded by it] that allows a run to score.

He swapped out that hat for a bowler in the third inning so that the fedora would still be fresh in August.

I don’t have a problem with this. That kid was a little shit.

Real drivers start in 4th.