High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

My new sports car, the Rosinator 1, will feature an innovative new quadruple-manual transmission, with each wheel driven by its own miniature manual transmission built right into the wheel. Yes, that means four shifters, and four clutch pedals. It’ll also be powered by a naturally-aspirated, air-cooled, rear-mounted…

“Mr. Snyder, this is Tony. I think I have an idea. Yes sir, it will save millions.”

Disagree in principle, but agree that the practice has been abused and perverted in modern times and so maybe it should be abandoned.

Uniform numbers should never be retired by any team. Retire a jersey, hang something on a wall or a ring of honor or something, but don’t retire the number.

Apparently, Brandon isn’t happy the Reds didn’t retire it or something?

Of all the things to be upset about. Let it not be said that Brandon doesn’t have ego.

I think you’re looking at pitch 6 (which was a foul tip). Pitch 7 was strike 3, which is right on the edge of the black.

As a catcher who has caught for over 20 years, can confirm. The most common ways to call for a bean-ball are the middle finger (too obvious for televised games), or no sign whatsoever.

That’s what I was thinking. The sign didn’t look all that different from a fastball sign. Maybe they were trying to be subtle.

I agree the skip shift is a awful idea, but why bypass the hill hold, it’s a wonderful invention! your dad said “can” hold on a hill with the clutch, not you should hold a car on a hill with the clutch, doing that is a great way to wreck your clutch early. Driving stick isn’t just about being able to do it smoothly…

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

he has 5 stars right now, yah dork.

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

Considering the Mets’ depleted-ass lineup, ‘anonymous players’ may literally be true, i.e. who the fuck is this guy in a Mets uniform talking to me?

“He wants to be Derek Jeter”

i’d have him say “Welcome to the Rock” when I got home for sure

Nope, it’s a proven fact the only way historians have successfully deduced the exact moment of a societal downturn is based strictly on Chevy advertising campaigns. Just look up the fall of Rome.

Yeah, I ramble a lot, plus this Grammarly plugin keeps bouncing my cursor around to random locations, in my post as I type, so I lose track of what I am saying.