Well la di da Mr. Fancypants

That is the part of the story I am most interested in, and if they do take it back without any problems I wonder if this sort of thing could become more commonplace.

We need you to be able to get the car on the lot and have the engine kick in when you turn over the starter. That’s the only criteria we’ve been given. I had a guy who’s Jetta died on the way to his buyback appointment on Friday. He had it towed, and he was able to start it at the dealership. So, he got his check.

Oh, I will.

that’s when you tell them “no. get an uber”

I have a few friends who have moved into the city and sold their cars. I don’t get it. Every time I ask them to hang out it’s “Sure, come pick me up.” No. just because you made a shitty choice to become one of the nonmobiles doesn’t mean I have to spend an extra 3 hours driving in bumper to bumper traffic just to pay…

What a shitstick. Hates his car but pawns it off to a friend, enslaving him forever as his personal driver?

For me, the agreement made perfect business sense. Purchase a car. Give it away. Don’t worry about the hassle, and get unlimited free rides in return.

I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

Man, it had been so long since I had won COTD I’d been forced to make tire salad from offbrand private label Chinese tires, but tonight I’m breaking out the Michelins to celebrate!

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, Mr. DennyCraneDennyCraneDennyCrane, on COTD COTD COTD today! I would like to give you with some Bridgestones which this lovely lady will deliver soon if she’s not too tired.

What do you bet the dealers are stripping the cars themselves before they load ‘em on to the trucks? Having customers do it first would deprive them of a pretty nice revenue stream.

I’m keeping a VERY close eye on this since this has been my plan all along.

Actually, buying the Sportwagen TDI would have been a fantastic deal. With the buyout money, you could be driving a 2017 Accord today without paying a single cent more.

It’s the typical E30 M3 style price bump. Syncros are sweet and appreciated. Now every van of the same gen is worth dumb money despite people forgetting that slow van is only a fun formula when you add killer AWD.

They have the Hipster doofus price bump.

This is so CP it broke the crack pipe.

Dashcam Video Is A Painful Reminder Why You Shouldn’t Lend Your Car To ‘Friends’