I sincerely hope all the players made it Preud’homme safely.

My hope is that the perpetrators will be brought to justice in a Courtois law.

I just hope this sprouts some discussion about what can be done.

I hope the people of France put an arm around the people of Belgium and keep them Kompany.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

he just turned 23

This all seems like a pretty good way to launder drug money.

Proving once again, there truly is no murcia in Andalusia.

Spare a thought for Juan Mata, Mourinho axed him acrimoniously at Chelsea, and is sure to get trid of him once he takes over at Old Trafford.

Came to see Cristiano Ronaldo stabbed through the heart, leaving disappointed.

That’s what happens when your professional career forces you to create a public persona that often times becomes a caricature of yourself.

I’ll pledge a dollar if Loretta walks into oncoming traffic on Michigan Ave.

Can we get some Goose donations in there real quick??

“Here’s 50 cents, kid. Go buy a pack of smokes.”

I think hockey fans in general are the most sensitive. I am a Penguins fan. I don’t care what you, or anybody else, thinks of Sidney Crosby, as you probably didn’t care what I thought of Scott Hartnell. Sadly, there are way too many of my kin who don’t share that belief.

Scholes would really have to put his soul into it.

It is going to really awkward for Ryan Giggs when he wakes to find Mourinho’s head in his bed and a bloodied Paul Scholes rocking in the corner while repeating “I did it for you Giggsy, I did it for you...”

And now the Subaru is a Subaruined.

Here’s a shot of the aftermath from our GoPro. They landed hard and too far left, bounced, and clipped a cement fence post. That's what launched them

Seems like an unfair advantage, given that Chimera had three heads.

That is udderly disgusting.

...I’ll show myself out.