Alright. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mix tape.

The NL Central is no stranger to high-five bans. Cubs players unanimously enacted one in 2002 after the team signed Moises Alou.

But is she single?

Oh man, I could probably make one of these for the Vikings playoff appearances and sell it to Drew Magary for $4.25.

God, this video x a million.

What impresses me more is they have switched from mostly targeting talent from South America to players from European leagues in the past few years. I don't know how Brahimi went so cheap, though - he had the most successful dribbles in La Liga last season, even more than Messi.

They paid 6 million EUR for him and he's the best player on the team. They'll sell him for ten times what they paid. At least.

Another added benefit of keeping DST is not having delays on E/W running freeways because of sunshine. Yes, there are such things as FUCKING SUNSHINE DELAYS on the Milwaukee interstate. The best was about a month ago the morning sun (driving east) was right in the eyes of the average driver at around 6:45 am and…

I'm gonna float a theory here.....

Personally I think it'd be alright to give Tebow another shot at the NFL. He definitely did win some games he appeared to have no business winning, he's a talented athlete, and throwing motions are in theory fixable. Is he really worse than Geno Smith or Christian Ponder? He could at least be useful as a backup, and…

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Spelunky. Also known as digital crack can easily be completed in an evening or much sooner. Every game feels like a fresh new adventure. Here's me beating it in time for the speed running trophy.

If we want to get technical, Gasol is Catalan, not even Spanish.

"Ouch. Who threw that?"

I fully support this idea.

Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]

I went to a Cards-Royals game in KC several years ago. Always the worst series because of how Cardinal fans flood the stadium in their Eckstein jerseys. My friends and I take our seats in front of some St. Louis chubs who immediately want to start some "friendly" banter about what a treat it will be for us to see a…

Almost as bad as what D-Backs fans will poop out after eating their ballpark's new Churro Dogs

That's a shame. The likelihood of a SimAnt 2 is now even more remote than ever.