All of them? Or just the old men?

Pictured: Ted Cruz in the kitchen

The whites.

Ted Cruz is so salty because he eats so much soup.

+1 Highlights

“Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not “Mr. Rodgers”. You’re Mr. Rodgers. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”

Lineman-American, please.

I got into a twitter argument with Gottlieb when he said soccer was trash. He has a lot of twitter trolls that come out in his defense.

Robert Reich has to be Frodo, dude is 4'11.

Brendan Rodgers thinks the kid would make a fine false 82 in his new system.

I’d be shirtless everywhere possible if I were Tito too.

Today I learned that Tom Brady built a house in Chestnut Hill.

Deadspin needs to commission Daniel Story’s Portrait of a Legend series from Football 365.

I dunno man, I listen to a lot of New England based sports radio.

Counterpoint: This is Ludogorets.

While it’s a nice notion to call Tom Brady a Masshole, he does live in New York City. As much as Pats fans want to think he’s one of them, he is anything but.

I bet they had a baa-baa-que.

Okay, I’ll stop.

I dunno, look at the lady to our right. The lamb definitely told a hilarious joke like:

“What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? Candy Baa!”

or:

“How do Spanish Sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidid!”

or:

“Where did I get my haircut? Down at the baa-baa shop!”

They are living their best lives in this photo and…

It’s not often you see the black sheep of the family invited over for tea.