Remember when Swans were the hot new team, brought up to the Premier League on the backs of Brendan Rodgers and Roberto Martinez?

I hope they enjoy the Championship next year.

Yes.

Let’s remember he was also at Bournemouth, West Ham and Southampton. He didn’t intimate which of his teams this happened with.

Great crowd.

This seems like a good time to mention a guy who calls into local sports radio here in Maine. He’s a Dolphins fan and a Red Sox fan and calls himself DolSox. He’s as horrible in his calls as the Dolphins are on the field.

Gotta get it. It helped with my Jack Russell who had a puppy tumor, hyperextended elbow, allergies, so on and so forth. We have a diabetic cat who was insured before she got diagnosed. So we’re not paying $120 for a bottle of insulin now. Completely worth every penny.

All the credit goes to George Harrison for writing Blue Jay Way.

Damn. Edited and removed.

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My Trump, my Trump, don’t lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night

There’s a fog upon Rogers
And the Jays have lost their way
It’ll be over soon they said
Now they’ve lost the wild card instead.

This is not the type of Cardinals article I come to Deadspin for.

I will be unsubscribing from your newsletter post-haste.

They are a team! And around 09-10 they had a billionaire owner who bought all kinds of decent to good and fading stars at outrageous wages. Then sold the team after he wasn’t worth what he said he was and the team immediately tanked.

Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running
Go save the French in Nice! Go!
Today, full of energy, Mario runs
Today, full of energy, jumping!
Today, full of energy, searching for goals
Today, keep going, Mario!
Get a hat trick - it’s Super Mario!
Get a red card - it’s Fire Mario!
Paris! Lille! Stade Rennais! Beat…

So you’re saying that LaMarcus would be the group’s Paladin?

Spurs players will now have bonding sessions while playing Dungeons and Dragons. Awesome.

Yeah sure, I’m gonna listen to a guy who’s totally fine with priests and bishops sexually assaulting kids.

NFL ratings are already down This year. What will the league do without the fan favorite white guy? ( This position was inherited from Peyton)

It’s baffling that we added 9 attacking players and two defenders. I know we needed some depth, but a couple center backs would help and Noble is finally starting to look out of his depth.

He won 3 of his last 21 games. He was that bad. The centerpiece of WHY we almost made the Champions League (Dimitri Payet, Michail Antonio and Manu Lanzini) were not Sam signings. I’ll give him credit for Kouyate and Cresswell and that’s about it.

And remember, with a completely loaded team, he still needed another…