My high school English teacher was a women’s basketball coaching assistant at Old Dominion. This is all I can really add here.

One more of these and it’s a winning streak for Deadspin readers.

The ‘eye’ test is better than the NFL rulebook. We all know what a catch looks like when we see it.

While true, there’s no reason they shouldn’t finish top 6 with Koeman and that roster.

When Gruden said “He started to make a move” I thought to myself, isn’t that making a move? Shouldn’t this be a fumble? Man, how uncomfortable did McDonough look last night?

Two minute load times? Perfect for grabbing another drink, a handful of snack or rolling another doob.

I’m down.

Just outside of the Wild Card and looking in. Let’s keep it that way, NL teams!

As a Bengals fan I’d like to thank Nick Folk for missing his first ever extra point and pushing an early field goal wide right.

That’s Michail Antonio who has 6 goals in his last 6 and leads the Premier League in headed goals since the start of last season with 10. He’s a beast.

We’ve got Payet
Dimitri Payet
I just don’t think you understand!
He’s Super Slaven’s man
And better than Zidane
We’ve got Dimitri Payet!

The Narrowest Face in Football strikes well.

After Washington won the division last year, shouldn’t Jerry be more worried about shooting Hogs?

Keep pounding!

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s noodley appendage touch them all.

Zack de la Rocha - Digging for Windows

NEW MATERIAL!!

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You don’t know that. I owned an Akili Smith jersey. Anything is possible.

Oh somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout
But there is no joy in New York - mighty Tebow has struck out.

That’s because Nicolas Cage is a National Treasure.

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”