After catching the bouquet, Mario asked “Why always me?”

Pure joy.

Electric Light Orchestra - Evil Woman

I know I wouldn’t be able to pay the bills without Mrs. CR and her higher earnings than me.

Jerry gets another player who is a big proponent of The Cowboy Way.

This is somehow Vontaze Burfict’s fault.

Toronto collectively wishes they had a Grandma that cool.

The star I just gave you says yes.

I know this too well.

Kevin Nolan and Andy Carroll.

England will finish 17th at the World Cup and Fat Sam will declare it a success.

I admitted I was wrong an hour ago, but thanks.

I apologize for my error.

And to think, Ched was once a Bright Young Thing for Manchester City before all the money started pouring in.

Also a fun fact about Chesterfield: they have convicted rapist Ched Evans on the first team.

I look forward to Adam Johnson’s career resurrection with the Spirites.

The Curse of Charlie Adam.

This is not something I would aSpireite to.

Please add a picture. We’re all curious here.

Maybe Paul Ryan could run a marathon in 2:5X if he didn’t skip leg day.

I hope he commissioned this himself.