Great story. I live in Lisbon right next door. That banner is the one good thing left about the Colisee. It’s just incredible to think a legend like him would even think of coming to a little out of the way place like Maine, let alone Lewiston.

Goddammit.

Can someone resurrect Brian McBride?

YES. It absolutely is.

YES. It absolutely is.

Cecil’s a Bogart.

We’re done here, thanks.

Logo: A+
Jersey: F-

Sunrise Panthers doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I’d rather die
Than give Gianni control

Sepp Blatter, I’ll do anything for you
Sepp Blatter, just tell me what you want me to
Sepp Blatter, nail me up against the wall
Sepp Blatter don’t want everything he wants it all

I’m pretty sure Wayne Rooney is the early prototype of the Super Mutant, we can just attach a Mini-Nuke and send him in afterward.

We need to nuke FIFA from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

I’d give the Flyers the Stanley Cup over the Wings back in 97.

+1 fetish

In the gym after a back to back. He’s striving for greatness out there, dog.

In other news, the Braves have set a 2016 attendance record.

I see our future Clark Kent in that banner for Congress.

Cubs Win tramp stamp. Niiice.

The Bulldog’s name is Spike and he’s awesome.

This will be great in 2128 when the Cubs are lamenting that fateful 2016 tattoo by some random twitter dude. “The Curse of the Bad Tattoo” and they’ll still be living the horrible dream they’re living now.