Obligatory LOLMets post.

Left (wing) Shark is still my preferred shark.

On the sideline at Old Trafford next year...

I think we’ve all underestimated how much blood was in that sock.

Was he carrying a load? Was his vision obstructed? I work around forklifts all day long, how the fuck can this happen?

C’mon Tom, post the positive with the negative.

Sure, RG3 may not look good, but Terrelle Pryor stood out. There’s hope at QB.

He must wake up with night terrors from the Gerrard slip and the Aspas corner.

Sure, I don’t disagree that they could have been a top EPL team at one time. But once the television deals started to grow among the leading five leagues, the SPL was left for the minnows that they are.

I’d even have trouble still considering ‘Celtic’ to be a big club. At this point, I don’t know if they’d even be a top half Premier League team.

Rodgers is going there for two reasons: A) Rehab his image, get a top tier club in England or abroad. B) It’s a very easy route into the Champions League.

Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch
He’s no slouch
He’ll score you goals
Though he runs like a foal

I can put a lot of holes into this theory.

That is one sexy goal post.

That’s more like it.

I hope we get Bartolo Colon v. Kevin Nash in a Hell in a Cell for the naming rights to “Big Sexy”

I love how he’s shortened the word chemotherapy into something simple like ‘God’.

Also, poor handsome Juan Mata. He can’t catch a break.

Can’t wait for the vaunted U29 youth movement at United under Mourinho.

Oh that’s cold (and dead, in the ground)

Clearly Trump is more of a fan of Colin Mockerie.

“Twenty-Nine Dollars” - Tom Waits