The gift that keeps on giving.

Oh man, I can’t wait to step out the dooryahd and head up to fah hahbah, ayuh. Gonna take mutha up theyuh for a nice stroll through the woods, ayuh. Hope we don’t run into anythin’ too frightenin’ would hate to get all stove up.

Oh he was fantastic. Nobody can deny how good he was in Boston.

I’m not a Sox fan. I just can’t stand the guy in general. Watching him blow a save is fantastic. He’s still got a terrible personality, that certainly hasn’t changed since he left Boston.

This was doubly sweet for me. Not only have the Royals bats been virtually non-existent all season (don’t ask me how we’re over .500, I don’t know), but I’m also stuck living in New England. Watching Papelbon be Papelbon and blow that save, so satisfying.

Also: Alan Pardew.

Hopefully Vikings Fan here doesn’t fumble this one away like a Matt Birk to Daunte Culpepper exchange.

It’s called a Wampa, dude. Christ.

I’m only in if they finally cast Sam Cassell in a role as one of the aliens. It’s certainly no stretch of the imagination.

Duckpin! *high five* from a Candlepinner!

“Tortoise doesn’t want to be fed. Tortoise wants to hunt.”

Completely. With the way City have been playing, it’s a very good possibility they miss out on fourth.

Matches Remaining:
City: Arsenal, @Swansea

United: @Norwich, @West Ham, Bournemouth

West Ham: Swansea, Man United, @Stoke

West Ham and United’s game in hand being played against each other in the final match ever at the…

Sigh. If West Ham win out (including May 10 over United) and City drop to either Swans or Arsenal, West Ham will finish fourth.

Unrelated, but I wanted to drop this nugget of information from F365 somewhere, if only because it is so friggin incredible.

“In terms of tackles made, the difference between Kante in first and third place is the same as the difference between third and 62nd. In terms of interceptions, the difference between Kante in…

Spuds gonna Spuds.

Congrats Leicester City!

I hope Vin is still alive in 17 years to do PBP for my first colonoscopy.

Man, I bet her recipe for steamed clams is fantastic.

At least with the White Sox in first place, their fans won’t have to worry about potentially losing Chris to his cousin Fire in late July.

Maybe? I’m not an Arsenal fan.

I don’t believe any of this. My dog, 12 years old and he loves hugging my leg every day!