It’s pizzas! Pizzas all the way down!

1) I live in Maine, I don’t have much choice, otherwise I’d be pretty lonely.

2) Many, if not most Red Sox fans definitely don’t embrace those views.

Well, they are Red Sox fans.

That microphone must have been concussed.

All of my Red Sox fan friends are having so much trouble reconciling Schilling the closed-minded bigot scumbag with Schilling and the bloody sock and all of 2004.

It’s great to watch them squirm.

I wish he were my granddad.

Popcorn is merely the gateway throwable to batteries and bananas.

Can we all just rejoice in the fact that Jim Rome, who has “never predicted anything wrong in the NHL playoffs ever” predicted the Ducks to win it all. He can no longer claim he is undefeated in NHL picks.

Feels so good.

“Better Stall Saul”* the entire Bayern starting XI thought to itself.

* translated from German

Amerrrrrricaaaaa!

Raffi doesn’t have shit on Rick Charette.

I disagree, everyone should have to sit through Citizen Kane, The Godfather and The Apartment.

I prefer to spread my misery around, like pollen on a windy spring day.

Obviously he is not a golfer.

Breathe, man.

I know 3 or 4 Sean Murphys. Luckily, this was not one of them.

AWH GAWD TAWMMY AND THA PAYTREEOUGHTS LAWST TA THAT DAYUM PEYTUHN MANNIN’ AND NOW THEYUH OWT AWF THA PLAYAWFS. I’M SO SORRY AWFFICUH.

Not even Summer’s Eve could put that much Douchebag in one vehicle.

What a fucking legend.

Since August or something ridiculous, right? Football 365 had a great article about it up earlier this week.