A friend and I used to burn cruise often through a fairly wealthy area in Southern Maine. One night, my friend freaked out, saying she saw a little boy in a blue sweatshirt standing on the side of the road, watching us as we drove by. We made another pass, saw nothing.

A few weeks later, while she was driving, we went…

Here, here.

It’s actually a modified baseball diamond. Each point represents a different base.

Rob, can you please Bob Marley, Bob Marley?

Oh man, coming to this article I never, ever expected a Paul Gascoigne reference. Fucking brilliant.

This is good catharsis for me. I saw two mourning doves fucking on my deck this morning and this furry-bird violence makes me feel slightly better about what I witnessed.

Goddamn that is one sexy Samus cosplay.

Looks like his stint at Brothers Home has really paid off.

“That’s just pride fuckin’ with ya.”

It’s funny that they never seem worried about women who become men going into men’s rooms.

*Makes wanking motion with hand*

What a great year.

but really, as much as I hate the Caps, how cool would it be for Trotz to win a Cup with the Caps after having won a Calder Cup with their minor league affiliate?

I can’t make any promises.

Joey Juneau!

How did you leave off Oates and Bondra though? And Al Iafrate!

I remember seeing quite a few of those guys in Portland with the Pirates. Back in ‘93 when Trotz led them to the Calder Cup.

Klee, Carey, Oalie the Goalie, Sergei Gonchar...

A Vodka Diet Coke is as much of a cocktail as Taylor Swift is entertaining.

May I have a hug?

Hey. We’re doing okay with Bishop, Jimmy Howard, Scott Darling and Ben Hutton!

Not to mention... Jean Yves-Roy, Paul and Steve Kariya, Garth Snow, Mike Dunham...

Oh man. Sergei Samsonov. So much unfulfilled potential.

Yes. Yes we did.