Boro gonna Boro.

Looking forward to seeing them back in the top flight. Have they put Jonathan Woodgate down yet?

He stabbed her with his steely knife, but he just couldn’t kill the beast.

Do you want to question Zizzou on what he has or has not done? I do not want to be that man.

He really showed Wolfsburg who has the bigger dick.

Getting all the feels with a Kenny Lofton throwback video here. Easily my favorite player in the 90s. Just electrifying to watch.

Still got a buttload of Liberty Bell stamps from when the Forever stamps started. I’ll be coming out ahead on that deal forever.

Never has a man looked so good while drenched in sweat.

What a Bulgar display.

Your local minor league park gets an A+.

Yeah, but around here the local ice cream parlors do this for about $3.00 cheaper per sundae and you can go 30 times and collect every helmet.

I mean, that’s what I did when I was 12, or 28 or something.

Where is Popcorn? This list is a goddamned unmitigated failure.

A guy holding up a belt, or something. I guess? I dunno.

He’s got a private show for Kate Smith singing God Bless America, now.

RIP Ed. Thank you for EVERYTHING. (Except Comcast)

Lee Cattermole wakes up every morning wishing he could be Nigel de Jong.

Just another reason to outlaw the tomahawk chop.

No Portland, ME.

Your list is invalid.

Completely okay with this because I’ve lived in New England the majority of my life. Sports Douchery is all I know.

I hated Ned the first year. Thought he made a lot of bad decisions, but I am happy to say I was completely wrong about him. He’s wonderful.

Mr. West was under the belief that this man was armed with a firearm, because he saw a bulge on the assailant’s hip, under his shirt.

Great article, but I am confused. I always thought Greg Norman was the Shark. Wouldn’t Rory be more of a traditional boiled dinner?