At this point, would running Rooney out of town really even make that much of a difference? He’s done.

You should see the way he packs fudge.

Kenny Dee Williams.

We can only hope Kevin Durant gives the club of his choice an “I Choo-Choo-Choose You” card.

He’d look fantastic in Kansas City.

He gone.

It’s a really good question. How many years does Ronaldo have left? I think because he’s never suffered any major injuries and seems to be in outstanding shape, he might be pretty damn good until he’s 36-37.

May ‘Sign Da Ting’ never become a ting again.

His pace is astounding. The only player I’ve seen close is Michail Antonio when he’s really given the chance to turn it on.

Dortmund / Liverpool is going to be outstanding because of Klopp alone.

I dunno, I know better than to wear all white all the time.

As a sweaty person that sweats without even trying, I feel for him.

I’m still mad about the Bengals breaking Bo Jackson’s leg because we haven’t won a single playoff game since snapping it!

Jesus Christ the playoff thing with the Patriots was 13 months ago. Get over it.

Sepp Blatter, I’ll do anything for you
Sepp Blatter, just tell me what you want me to
Sepp Blatter, nail me up against the wall
Sepp Blatter don’t want everything he wants it all

It’s Sideshow. Sorry, I always go back and forth with them. Bad, Chozo, bad.

Let John Lackey have his death by snus snus.

Bushmills can wear a french tickler on its John Thomas if it so pleases.

Chandler was the biggest surprise from me. The games he had against the Pats in Buffalo and his play in general made him seem like a perfect fit for the Pats offense. Did not expect him to bomb out the way he did.

I don’t think we’ll see that Mateen Cleaves headline with his... legal troubles.