This post could easily have been referring to 11 other guys in white jerseys.

Due to his ability to distract Oregon State shooters, Michael Phelps has been recruited by the FBI to Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

beating the shit of a woman

Are you talking about Klinsmann? How is he a snake oil salesman? The U.S. has done well under his coaching. Yeah, they bombed a few games, but no one expects the U.S. men’s team to be a top 10 team. We don’t have the talent to compete with Brazil, Argentina, Spain, England, Germany, Columbia, etc.

America has a long history of misidentifying Indians.

I’ve always thought that Dirk Nowitzki was born in the wrong era. Can you imagine being part of a Roman legion on the German frontier of the Empire circa 100 CE and having to take on a 7ft 245lb barbarian Dirk Nowitzki in close personal combat?

Didn’t know Shaq was Muslim, cool to know.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.