This comedy apparently is the top grossing French film of all time…
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Holy shit. They did. This is going to be an epic bloodbath. Heads will roll.
Wait. They really spent $225 million on this? Really? I gotta look that up because that's astonishing.
All of these remade Ape films have been dull, formulaic, and disappointing.
Durian will give you PTSD. No lie. Just don't.
And someone uses a Samsung tablet to make a call.
Or beginning or middle.
The actress I'd most like to see playing Woman Who Is Not In This Film…
Reed Richards is a chair yoga instructor, never stretches in a fantastic way. Ben Grimm works in construction, has drywall dust on him which is easily washed off in the shower. Johnny Storm has a lighter. Sue Richards is never seen in the film, only makes phone calls.
SPOILER: Thanos is Trevor Slattery.
Preppers.
It was called John Carpenter's The Very Moist and Damp Cloud of Haze of Mystery (1980).
Smaze? I've never heard that word before. The Smaze?
My calculation has always been that the Republicans are 95% corrupt while the Democrats are "only" 75% corrupt.
Farscape is the sci-fi that Besson TRIES to make.
"Mommy, where do wholeings come from?"
It really needs a Rod Serling, Crypt Keeper, Peter Vincent, Elvira, Count Floyd, Mr. Roarke kind of host to introduce our celebrity guests each week: "Ah, Tattoo, who do we have joining us this week from… THE MIST?!"
Not Bill Sand?!
Eh. Tom Hardy managed to overcome his horrific Nemesis performance.