Damon Wayans already did this shtick. Oswald Bates.

*THIS* should have been the first TV series from Apple.

I've been an enthusiastic Apple partisan for 37 years.

Hey, celebrities!

Some new recruits…

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

In our new modern age of HD-HD-HD I was carefully overstudying his eyebrows in the close-ups.

Maybe Deputy Hawk should go there to learn about his "heritage."

Thumbs down for Logan from the Chowderbattererinator.

I'm in.

Last time I checked "coffee" was beans and water.

The best way to improve the prequels is to put the video to music.

Soylent Goo.

Actually — I'm not joking here — I would watch a TV series with Fred Ward as Remo Williams. There must be like three other people on the planet who share this opinion.

I thought Old Boy was right where it needed to be. Haven't seen Chi-raq yet, so maybe he is in a slump. I'd put Nolan's peak at The Dark Knight, 2008. Last Spielberg movie I liked was Munich or War of the Worlds, 2005. As much as I love Tarantino, I haven't liked anything he's done since Kill Bill: Vol. 2, 2004. Inglor…

My own experience as a consumer of media is not atypical. And especially among AVC followers, I think. I've got several decades of comic books, video games, anime, manga, gore, schlock, all of the peripheral weird stuff, foreign, sci-fi, and obscure. A lot of that was put in motion (or accelerated) by my first…

I did.

I was a big Tykwer fan and that movie ruined me on him.

I would argue that they don't know how to do anything… period.

My tops (in no particular order):