What about the sweet, sweet taste of Dick Cheney?

I left Koyaanisqatsi with a raging migraine.

He's always been running on empty.

Have these tweener mutants been gifted with the power of resisting a quaalude and gogurt pre-hot tub snacktail?

As soon as I saw that Inhumans was going to ABC, I knew it would be a disappointing POS.

HOW has Harrison Ford never learned to run?!

Guardians of the Galaxy II: Special Edition Space Black X-tremeHoff Floorburger. Exclusively at participating Burger Kings.

This is the Internet.

They could call it The Fast and the Furious.

I'm still holding out for a multi-picture franchisation of Little Black Sambo.

"Soylent Green is made of people!"

How can Kurt Russell be a living planet when he's just an old dude riding a space egg?

Why do you have to feel like a DISNEY princess everyday, dear?

Your question answers itself.

Another way to more succinctly explain the phenomena of Trump is: People are dumb.

I'm not going to watch this show until it pits Clown President Trump against President Camacho against President Chet Roosevelt against President Merkin Muffley in a Battle Royale/Running Man type showdown. That, or a road trip movie across a dystopian American wasteland.

The Prince and the Poppers.

Nah. They're people. Like people anywhere. You have to judge them individually and I know that's hard. It takes work.

I always love this "turned out fine" standard that gets trotted out when someone tries to justify shitty behavior. "My dad let me smoke cigars when I was three, and I turned out fine." "My mom used to hit me with a coat hanger, and I turned out fine." "My grandfather used to take me to cross burnings, and I turned out…

>> That may sound reductive, but fuck it.