Titanic IX: A New Bergining.

That ménage à Trump will keep me boner free for a week.

Or they pay him.

Was there a waitress, rat stick, night man, and milk steak in this dream?

Cloverfield III: Love Boat I.

*HOW* has 2tanic not been picked up as a rapper's name?

Titanic VIII: The Last Icebergining.

Knowing that corporate malfeasance and random scapegoating is a time honored American tradition, it would not surprise me to learn that the problem was inherent in the design or manufacture of the ship. Like Hazelwood taking the fall for Exxon, blaming the captain and a block of ice fits nicely.

Yes, from 2018's Vince Gilligan remake.

Trump is Rose and America is Jack.

Let's be clear…

Spoiler: the Cambodian wind farmers are eaten by zombies.

And yet here we are.

Angela Bassett is 58 and still ridiculously hawt.

"Thatched roof cottages!"

Cha-ching. Nailed it.

Holy shit, what testosterone-free eunichverse have you dropped in from, Starbaby?

I mean everyone in here knows that in ten years, AI will automatically generate 1,000 Resident Evil movies per second (1k REmps — this will be the measuring unit for AI BTW), right? In our new reality, there is never, ever, ever going to be any such thing as "the final chapter."

"Can you believe me, brother?"

The best part of the review was when the author said this was the final film.