And that shovel restaurant is missing an (American) opportunity.

Put the scarf on the log.

I am spinning a plate RIGHT NOW.

Oh!

I bet he strongly identified with the check they cut him.

Many uncomfortable giggles, and awkward side glances on the bus home.

Time to die.

That's one of the things that's been lost with the decline of theater going and Internet spoilering.

I thought the sombrero was a bit much though.

"It's lonely away from the coke mountain."
— Burl Ives

Don't sarcasm me, soldier!

You know what? You've convinced me.

Hey, Jimmy was in Airport '77 and many other turds, so I think it's fair to give Spacey and Freeman some breathing room. Name *ONE* Hanks movies that compares to even the most mediocre Stewart film. Or here's another exercise… imagine Hanks in a film like Rope. The thought is nauseating. Now, Freeman, Spacey, and…

I think you mean: "Uh, say now, would you please stop shooting at the thermonuclear weapon there, Harvey?"

Best Hanks movie to me?

I think Spacey, Hackman, and/or Morgan Freeman come closer to Stewart.

Aw, Christ. Hanks is "close" only in that he's a cheap knock-off of the iconic Stewart.

The Travolta, Christian Slater vehicle?

My Ferrell/Reilly tank topped out some time around the turn of the century.

I hear and obey.