"Citizens! Concentrate your fire on his tiny hands. It's our only hope."

You're thinking of J. Edgar Hoover.

Democrats or Republicans, the one thing that brings us together as a nation is we all agree that LBJ's ass *WAS* juicy.

"I'm with Oswald."

I don't understand giving the airlines *ANY* money for food. Why would you ever do that?

Listen, we all know 2016 is a dingy, cheap, miserable shitshow.

Stop torturing us!

I see your points.

B?

I heard the villain's name was Rrrrgh-vengeance and he wants rrrrgh-vengeance… or something.

Not gonna see that crappy flick.

Letterman would have got the tattoo.

I would watch Arbuckle Squad.

Fallon had one chance — ONE! — to redeem himself for decades of dreck in the eyes of Chowderbatter and he failed. All he had to do was get a simple foot tattoo from Robbie right then and there on the air.

"Church should be taught in children's churches and churches! Churches, churches, churches. Church."

I was thinking Quincannon and his men are the nihilists. Quincannon could also be Jackie Treehorn. Emily is Donny. The useless sidecar always taking abuse. Tulip is Walter. But she could also be Maude, which makes Cassidy Walter. If Eugene becomes a villain, as I think he will, he becomes The Jesus.

I can't believe that woman is 46. Nice going there. Super hot.

Defending Your Life is hard to top.

I love the idea that they can basically avoid consequences and roam Earth, as the in-between region, as fallen lovers by simply not answering the phone. Very funny. And doesn't reflect well on the efficacy of Heavenly governance. It's very late stage Soviet in its dysfunction. I imagine angels waiting in long lines to…

I get the impression that everyone in the Preacher universe is decent until they're suddenly not.