And Gary "Motherfawking" Busey, Daisy Duke, Howard Sprague from Andy Griffith, Lyle from Blazing Saddles, Cloud William from Star Trek, and Mel from Mel's Diner.

Superdog's arch nemesis… Rex Ruthor.

Fully expecting Frank Castle to have his own "Punisher Pug" in the new series.

Brexit is the media portmanteau for supercouple Brent Spiner and Xzibit.

I thought Brexit was a biscuit and there'd be a follow-up vote on cheese spread.

Brexit is the Night King's ice poodle.

Oh, thank god.

The sexual attraction between that pair is palpable.

Jeff Goldblum(s) really, really, really like to obsessively stroke himselves.

The dirty air over London and the stinky Thames seem so quaint in light of our recent accomplishments of turning the world's oceans into a dumping ground for nuclear waste, plastic, and breaking the entire goddamn atmosphere. Fukushima, Chernobyl, and a gaping hole in the ozone layer.

In what universe has a velvet rope ever stopped or even slowed a kid?

Okay, smartypants, you get an upvote.

The definitive Hodor ballad, and accompanying music video, has already been completed. By me. Though I didn't write the music. Or sing the music. Or… create the HBO content.

The 'Bu.

Here's an upvote.

The only reason I clicked through was because I mistook Paul Rudd for Glenn Howerton in the cover image.

Selena Gomez?

Don't get too upset.

Goddamn, she is super fine.

Cox better keep away from London.