I find myself asking the same question whenever I see “Hamilton Nolan” on the byline.

walk.

Thankfully, the Democratic establishment, of all things, may be rejecting this sort of racist pacification of racists.

I’d pay $100 just to see Obama, for once, answer a question about one of these inane ‘controversies’ with the “Jesus, who the fuck CARES?” that it deserves.

Sadly, not the first Arkansas head coach that can’t keep track of his bitches.

“I’m going to file one too as soon as I can find South Bend on a map.”

Deadspin’s weird obsession with exploiting sports children for clicks is a little uncomfortable for me.

We found the freshman philosophy major.

TNT was UNC’s Team Stream. It was purposely biased. The regular broadcast was on TBS, bro

So are you all updating your CVs and resumes after Daulerios’s devastatingly doltish “4 year old sex tape” testimony today?

Not really. You don’t massively dehydrate yourself to drop 40 pounds of weight before you shovel your driveway or chop wood. Since that’s the dehyrdration at the root of all of this, it’s not really applicable to general physical exertion outside of MMA (or other combat sports with a history of weight-cutting).

Are they just reading the Bleacher Report comment section off to each other?