He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

Trainer: What’s your name?

I feel that, regardless of your views on this issue, it’s important not to lose sight of what the national anthem stands for. With that in mind I’d like to post those stirring lyrics here so we can all be reminded of what we are hearing every time those words are sung.

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Can’t

Only one. I dated this nerd to make him look cool because I really needed the money to replace the white suede outfit I had borrowed without my mom’s permission.

This is tragic and unexpected - I can’t understand why the Cubs would have traded for Josh Hamilton.

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

Joey Bats sends his regards... with enthusiasms.

Ali Parkinson was my favorite early 2000's actress.

Privately financing probably required the team to take on some debt obligations through bonds. And, as everyone knows, when you bring in bonds, there’s a chance you’ll see some inflated numbers.

Best HMPL t-shirt:

Elgin Baylor preceded Dr. J, Patrick. Otherwise, I wholeheartedly endorse this post.

I would sprain my shoulder just imitating that move while sitting down.

He’s just confirming his love of Ween.

Considering that this is the same network that gives us

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

Apropos of not much, I’m going to post a picture of the Iron Man statue I got in the mail yesterday because I’m quite happy with it.

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.