We are approaching mid-90's level no calls on traveling. Which concerns me. It used to enrage my Dad so fucking much back then. Pat Ewing alone gave my Dad a peptic ulcer. Now my Dad is 25 years older. This may kill him.

In the great hotel room
There was a telephone
And the fake news
And a picture of –
A callgirl giving him a full moon

What medical condition narrowed his nose and straightened his hair?

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

You can tell who it is because they still like wearing furry hats.

You think Vader would think of something so obvious. He still wears a cape for crying out loud even though it could easily get drawn into a ship’s turbine.

And here I thought it was near Mount Doom...

The divot replaced him, though.

Excellent list.

I read all of these tweets with the voice of the Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Talked to at the Party, from SNL. That made them more tolerable.

That house Asian thing is particularly bullshit when Cho has put herself out there as a critic of Swinton getting the role. It’s like, “I speak for Asians when I say we’re upset at you.” “Can you explain why you think people are upset about this thing, so I can understand.” “This bitch thinks I speak for Asians, fuck…

The saddest tragedy is that Smash has the potential to be something even bigger and better than the genre it lends itself to.
A game that can overcome balance issues
A game with no tier rankings
A game where counter picking is useless
A game where anybody can pick it up and start enjoying themselves immediately, even…

You can explore the concept of hate without it being a misery slog. If I trust anyone with that theme in gaming, it’s these guys.

It was the feel good comedy of the year, for sure.

To be honest, I think the darkness of the setting and the overall theme of love had an interesting dissonance that gave weight to the payoff. If the setting and the theme are more closely-aligned, I’m not sure it will be as interesting.

Kanye West will do his Kanye Best to get some Kanye Rest.

I can’t wait to hear Scott Van Pelt ask Tim Kurkjian about Kiko Alonso’s reaction to Fidel Castro.

Too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, for sure.

Yeah, he’s a real hoopy frood.

I was getting a more “sovereign citizen” vibe from the whole magic passport thing. He should have remembered his towel...