chopstickskydive
Chopstickskydive
chopstickskydive

“Who’s not throwing dildos: What’s throwing dildos. Who’s fucking a Fleshlight.”

Um...the events of Spacd Jam were VERY real. Read a book

zombieland, bitch

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

I believe I saw the trailer and promptly forgot it.
On the other hand I finally watched Spy on HBO this weekend. Wow what a great film, I laughed my butt off. Melissa McCarthy & Paul Feige knocked it out of the park.

I’ve been using, “The Not Ready for Youtube Players”.

Actually, it’s President Clinton if you’re nasty Donald...

He controlled the hell out of the pace of that debate. I thought some of the questions were leading and angled, which is to be expected, but bar none this was the best moderated debate.

“To reach back decades in an attempt to smear Mr Trump trivializes sexual assault. Now, can we talk about Bill Clinton for a minute?”

The same people who were upset about men dressing as women to sneak into public bathrooms are going to defend this.

All we know is that Peter would never grab a pussy.

Here’s the thing. I can do all the things you listed as “evidence”...I can invite a fuck buddy over, intend to have sex with him, even up to the point of masturbating in front of him, but the second I pass out or become too wasted to know what’s going on, I cannot give consent, and having sex with me is nonconsentual.


Intervention! Intervention! Intervention!

You know, with 2016 being what it’s been, I really wouldn’t be shocked if Debate 3: Debate with a Vengeance ends with Hillary salting Donald while the moderater drinks wine from a can.

Has anyone tried throwing salt on him though?

Totally agree.

All the criticism he’s taking over this old tape is ridiculous. Who here didn’t say/do stupid/offensive things when they were young and stupid. I mean, this is from way back in 2005 when Trump was basically just a dumb kid.

I would like to personally thank Trump for distracting me from the fact that the Red Sox paid David Price $217 million