I took my 4 month old to a Brewers game. He fucking loved it, whether he remembers it or not. He couldn’t tell you what a ball or a strike is, but he thought the scoreboard was fucking mind blowing and little man thinks home run fireworks are THE FUCKING GREATEST THING ON EARTH.

I enjoyed the hell out of taking him to…

First off, fuck you. How am I bothering anyone if I have a baby (a very young infant in this case, too) on my lap? Unless that kid is screaming/crying/shitting/barfing on those around me, there’s no reason why me having a child with me in public should have any effect on you. What if the beer can had hit a 95-year old…