Yeah? Fuck that! I start the night with boilermakers until I feel froggy, then I go for Kraken ‘n Dr. Pepper. until I’m bored or my face is numb...then its beers.

But can she Jill off with it?

Well, after this, it’s only a short step from solar panels to installing some GX-8 water vaporators, and then the Almonds can grow again!

Thank heavens the way we do it in the South is finally being given some credence as an appetizing (IMO, the ONLY appetizing) way to prepare vegetables.

I hope the tyranny of the crunchy vegetable is finally at an end.

The better iWatch. The bulkier the better.

Not good

I always thought this was a pretty good explanation of how gnomes really work...

They oil industry just HAD to do something to raise gas prices didn't they...

Yes. Goooooood.

My wife just told me : - " Don't even think about it"...

Don't rock the boat baby...

No Pussy Control = Fail

What? No 'Get Off'? No 'If I Was Your Girlfriend'? Do you actually like Prince?