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This came up a couple of times in the “Worst Family Vacations” pissing contest a few weeks ago.

I’m still not convinced the whole Kardashian troupe aren’t fringe.

With the long hair/ponytail I'm getting a Leonardo DiCaproo vibe, Matt needs to get back to the short preppy cut

:: heads off to Urban Dictionary to check if “mowed my lawn” has some sort of double-meaning ::

What in God’s name am I looking at! (gauges out eyes)

Matt Damon with a weave: Would. Oh dear lord I would. I mean, the man says things like this, so how can you not?

It’s real old-time Hollywood gossip columnist-speak and I love it, too.

Scott Disick is the only enjoyable part of the hell that is Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Despite being ridiculously rich and stuck up, he somehow manages to be the only one of them who is even close to being somewhat grounded in reality and he realizes how ridiculous that whole family truly is.

For a more-hilarious and possibly entirely accurate second, I seriously under-read

Come on VH1. You can’t compare either of them to KIM FUCKING POSSIBLE. This is one of few Disney stars who actually transitioned into adulthood well.

Also, some people don’t want the same spotlight as Miley or Shia. This was the ENTIRE POINT of the show that made Miley famous. I for one would rather not be in the news

Huh? What?? Did we go through the whole slideshow of Scott disick and his lover?? Hardly incriminating?

These outfits are like the linear combination of The Great Gatsby and The Hunger Games.

The pic of Kourtney and Khloe shooting guns is from an episode of their show that aired in like 2007 or 2008. Dunno why Khloe posted it the other day but it’s literally 7 or 8 years old. TMZ is so stupid.

Speaking of Judy Greer, she’s just joined the cast of Wilson..

that shooting photo is from the second season of the show in an episode called learning self defense. they went to a shooting range because the store was “robbed”. season 2 episode 6.

In this day and age, aren’t we all fringe celebrities?

The inside dirt on this divorce must be epic for all this cover they’ve been doing for the past year.

I wouldn’t but apparently Jimmy Kimmel still would.

No wonder Matt Damon’s ponytail looked so thick and luxurious.